hi sorry bye.

{if i distract you with fireworks...maybe you won't yell.}

sorry that i am really bad at blogging.

mostly it's because of my low blog esteem

meaning my mom and my sister 

are like 

pro bloggers 

slash

comedians

slash

photographers

slash 

models

and i just don't have it in me to keep up with them.

when i see their blogs

{or basically any blog that i follow}

my blog's tail goes between my blog's legs

then goes to hide under my blog's bed's quilt.

ALSO

every creative juice in my head 

is spilt on these spoiled little three year olds

at my work.

you try coming up with ways to entertain

little children who only find humor in:

"knock knock

who's there

pudding!"

and 

"humpty dumpty sat on an eyeball

humpty dumpty had a great eyeball."

but i will be better.

okay?