no, not:
- being attacked in an underground parking garage.
- finding someone hiding underneath and/or inside my car.
- myself in mom jeans.
instead i was trapped inside a stall in the uvu bathroom. public restrooms are terrifying enough as is. but my slightly dangerous, borderline addiction to diet coke forces me to overcome my public restroom fear occasionally. the one second that i was locked in that stall changed me. i panicked. and i vowed to myself that i will never use a public restroom ever again. even if that means i have to give up my daily diet coke intake. whoa whoa too far. never giving up my dc. never. ever.
so, public restroom stall that taunted my into believing me that i might spend the rest of time locked inside of you, you inspired me. inspired me to never go near you again. i'd rather do my business in the privacy of my own home anyways.
2 comments:
Hahahahahahaha! As you know, I know how that feels! Hahahahaha!
XXXOOO
Your irrational fear of public restrooms has me worried. Get help. Just because you were trapped in a stall for one second, or because your mother was trapped in a stall at Cafe Rio for 20 minutes, and she was this close to offering money to a 10 year old stranger in the restroom to crawl under the stall door and let her out.(Whew, glad she didn't go through with that!)Doesn't mean you should avoid public restrooms completely.
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