dee vah.

{me being a diva at utah lake.}

diva:

[dee-vah]

-noun.

female version of a hustler.

my blog, or my goal as a blogger, is positive.  who wants to read about how sad and depressed i am?  not i.  but, since i am a diva...okay not really but i do love beyonce with all of my heart so i can call myself that on occasion...i am licensed to have a blog post with a negative flavor here and there.  today's negative flavor:  what i love and what i don't love.

starting with the love...

• ripping a piece of paper out of a notebook perfectly on the perforated line.
• opening a book to the exact right page.
• saying no when a waiter asks if pepsi is okay instead of coke.
• finding mistakes in movies/tv shows {i.e. one scene the actor is holding a cup and the next scene is not.}
• making up songs and getting those made up songs stuck in other's heads.
• public places that still sport the pay phone.
• this list, which inspired my making of this list.  still laughing about it.
• any and everyone that was at the sufjan stevens' concert last monday.  wasn't that a life changing show?
• the fact that i understand the difference between saying sufjan stevens' and sufjan stevens's.
• remembering that courtney will be home when all the snow starts melting.

and ending with not love...

• looking at the screen while typing and realizing that you can't type without looking at the keyboard.
• drinking from the same place on a cup.
• changing facebook relationships.  mostly in general but especially people who break up and make up 30 times a day or who aren't really engaged {no offence mikey and hannah}.  so confusing.
• constant annoying noises.  like the guy sitting next to me who is trying his hardest to whistle.  but can't. still. after hours of trying.
• when people say "fustrating" instead of "frustrating".
• this still really bothers me.
• people who say they don't watch a lot of tv.  liars.
• people who don't laugh at jokes {particularly mine} but say "that's funny."
• cold butter.
• typing wikipedia.com instead of wikipedia.org.  gets me every time.