dear taylorsville city,
isn't it about time you step it up? west valley caught up to your greatness and is passing you. really though, how many people are in the market for a soft marilyn monroe blanket? i doubt it is enough to open an entire store, formerly known as blockbuster {may it rest in peace}, dedicated to them. but maybe the jokes on me.
dear anti-uvu shuttlers,
ride at night. with wendy. she'll set you straight. and drop you off practically anywhere. and we'll have a mutual love.
dear uvu,
isn't it a little cliche of you to only hire english professors that are either: a) use air quotes whenever they speak the word "truth" b) homosexual {not that there's anything wrong with that} c) believe that reading textbooks on a brand new kindle fire that was given to someone {me} for christmas that not only makes that person {me} look smarter but also hip is evil and killing the "aesthetic pleasures of turning a page." because i doubt they say that in china...you know...the educational leaders of the world. {not that there's anything worng with that...but there kind of is...for me...a kindle fire owner as of december 25th}.
dear carter mees {natalie's new husband...not as opposed to her old husband...her new and only husband for time and all eternity},
be careful. the girl's got tricks. also, you are the luckiest man in the world.
dear annonymous author of go as alice,
who are you? really?
dear readers,
i will be better at blogging this semester. i feel it.
4 comments:
love it!
this is good about taylorsville. isn't it sad. and if you notice just up the street from 'used to be blockbuster now blankets and 2 for 1 shoes' you can't miss it, giant CHIROPRACTOR in red is all in spanish and stuff. this is getting ridiculous.
I get sad when I see a T-ville business close down!
May it rest in peace. And now Furniture Warehouse is going out of business...FOREVER.
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