Monday, September 5, 2011

my love life..because i know everyone has been wondering.


i'm at that age where people {in utah county, especially} are really wondering why i am not married.  i find people studying me, looking for a tail or an extra finger, just some indication why i don't have a boo.  i've hit old maid status at the embarrassing age of 20.  so everyone i know is trying to help me by only talking to me about my "type" and setting me up.
tonight i was at a bbq to scout out some "man meat" {their words, not mine} my family would like to set me up with and eventually be thanked at our future dream wedding that so many are waiting for.  while at the bbq, i met a handsome, energetic, young man.  before ever introducing himself he slapped my leg then ran away.  this is a fairly normal first reaction i get from the opposite sex.  then he came and gave me a hug and tried to sit on me.  later he whispered into my ear "you're hot" and i said "thank you."  and those were the only words we shared that evening.  
that is the most action i have had in months.
he was six.

4 comments:

Courtney said...

paige. stop. i'm dying of laughter.

Hailey. said...

hahahaha!

Marie said...

i love this. can you believe how many people are engaged from school! apparently we didn't get the memo...

Mark said...

Paige, you had my hopes up for a second until you revealed your young suitor's age. You do have a way with the younger set.