my excuse for being so silly at blogging is a good one. one that might make me look like a stalker. one that might prove that i could possible maybe might be a little teeny tiny mini version of some sort of obsessive freak. maybe you will want to stop reading my blog altogether and call the cops and have me arrested for being a psycho {does that happen...sure}. but maybe not. i hope betting on the "maybe not" right now.
do i have you hooked or what? school really is paying off.
i haven't been able to do homework for a few days. something has been filling up my time. and that something is this question: are my two lit professors married?
i couldn't get that thought out of my head. it haunted my every dream. i am just a curious person boarder-lining on obsessive. but here are the facts...and try to tell me you aren't insanely curious after reading them. well are they or aren't they?!
- both teach literature.
- both teach literature at uvu.
- both teach literature at uvu on tuesdays and thursdays only.
- both wear cool glasses.
- both are young, hipster-y, urban-y kinds.
- {here is where it gets weird} both went to school on the east coast.
- both were editors on a literature magazine in college.
- both have this ---> {a} <---tattooed on their arm.
- both talk about nip/tuck a lot.
- both assigned ridiculously large textbooks with craziness written on the inside.
there is no other explanation for those similarities. i've decided to tell myself and everyone else i know that they are in fact married {i even came up with stories about how they met and stuff like that} so that i can get on with my life and stop being so curious and crazy.
i would die if they ever were to stumble upon such stalkerness. i'd have to drop out of school, move, and do nothing with my life in return.
now you know.
no hurt feelings if you are suddenly really really uncomfortable reading my blog now...
2 comments:
both talk about nip/tuck. hahahaha! i'm creeped.
you are hilarious! and not creepy!
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