we need to talk.

(me and you.  you=reader.  me=writer.  and sorry to the real person in this picture...)

you:  oh hey paige.  i like those animal print shoes that you have worn everyday this week.
me:  hey fella, i like these a lot alright.
you:  anyways...
me:  anyways isn't a word.  it's anyway.
you:  (eye roll) anyway...what should i do this weekend?
me:  (eyes widen) the real question is when will i ever find time to rest my poor feet because i will be spending so much time on them this weekend with all of the fun that i will be having?!  unless you are me. because of my animal print sandals, my feet are never tired.
you:  you lost me there in the middle for a minute but i found my way back.  so anyways..
me:  anyway
you:  anyway what's going on this weekend?
me:  well first you could go to the farmer's market that just started a few weeks ago.
you:  what?  i hate fresh grown vegetables and delicious honey that comes in plastic tubes!
me:  well you are lame but whatever.  okay i know!  taylorsville dayzz!!  it's my favorite holiday and easily the most exciting event on this side of 4700 south!
you:  taylorsville.  no way.  that city is full of gangsters and vacant buildings.
me: (this is where i beat you up because, like you said, my city is full of gangsters and they have taught me a few things over the years.)
you:  ouch.
me:  you have a point about the vacant buildings.  but don't worry.  imma fix that.  (true story.  more on that later).  but if you hate the ville than i don't want you ruining my favorite holiday with your foolishness.
you:  so that's it.  fresh food and celebrating vacancy?
me:  um hello?  have you not seen those awesome signs hanging all around slc?
you:  shame on you crown burger?
me:  what?  no.  the arts festival!  funnest festival in utah.  no question.
you:  oh you mean the festival with love music, sweet local art, delish food and a bike valet?  so there.
me:  ...did you just get that excited about bikes?  we need to talk seriously about bikes sometime...

to be continued.