master of suspense and his lowly wanna be.

today in my film class 

all we talked about was mr. hitchcock.

who, by the way is totally brill, right?

right.

my teacher

{imagine the nicest person you have ever met,

then forget that...because that is the furthest thing from her real personality}

told us that hitchcock had heard that

audiences have a 7 second reaction time to 

something frighteneing on screen.

alfred, the genius that he is,

came up with the idea that if you show the audience

something bad is going to happen before it happens

extends their "fright time" and gets them more involved.

perfect example seen here.

well guess what... 

that piece of information about my man alfred

has nothing to do with the direction of my post.

instead 

i just need you to know that i captured one of the scariest moments in history

on my trusty ol' flip a while back.

it was a regular saturday evening.

if i remember correctly

my minions and i drove up to slc

while jamming to the latest avril jam.

i showed them my secret city gems

and captured every moment on film.

we went to the only establishment that is 

opened past 9 and legal for us to join in on the fun.

then edward cullen walked in.

and let's just say our night was cursed from then on out.

watch the freakishly pale guy 

who's dressed like a character from a jane austin novel

{or stephanie meyer...i guess...forget i made the comparison}

behind cassie as she speaks in a japanese accent like a native...

watch this...

it's scary.

let it be known.

evil is lurking.

also know,

that i heart alfred hitchcock 

and am aspiring to be just like him

in my humble flip vids

for your viewing pleasure.