i love elementary school.
i truly think being an elementary school teacher will be
thee funniest job ever.
{being on seinfeld is a close second.}
i finished observing classes yesterday
and i wanted to cry.
i love those crazy kids.
listen to what i overheard while minding my own business in the back of the class...
conversation #1.
teacher: the ballet will be here on friday for the assembly so stop complaining about how boring it is going to be.
class: boo!
teacher: my sixth grade class loved the ballet.
class: ...oh. maybe it won't be that bad.
favorite boy in the class (fbic): of course it won't be bad. ballet is AWESOME! trust me, i used to take it.
girl: YOU took ballet??!! are you a girl?
class: {laughs uproariously}
fbic: {leans to me and whispers} they laugh now but what they don't know is that ballet made me really rock at all my soccer techniques.
me: {nods and holds up my hand for a high five.}
how cool is he?
conversation #2.
teacher: tell me some action words.
class: {loudly, all at once, yell} skip, jump, play...
fbic: {peacefully raises his hand and patiently waits for the teacher to call on him} assassinate.
teacher: {awkwardly trying to move on} uh...yeah...anyone else?
second favorite kid on class: is mustard an action word?
i'm not sure how well he understands verbs yet.
a scored a phone number
from a fourth grader.
twice.
jealous?
i am in for a future full of laughter!

3 comments:
hahahahah. this made my night.
You are such a doll. Thanks for the comment on the ole' blog today. Made me smile. We so should do a gelato-run and take some pictures and send them to him. I think he'd like that.
hahahaha that is so funny. kids are hilarious. you picked a great career.
p.s. i tried to find you on facebook and the paige wightmans that pulled up were not you...
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