women 101

{if only computers were scratch and smell.  

that way you could smell mama's scent:  

chanel no. 5.  very classy.}

every woman needs a signature scent like every man needs a suit.  don't consider yourself a true woman without one.  that being said, i am not a true woman yet.  i am in search for my signature scent.  i need to have a certain smell.  a smell my grandchildren can say "that smells like my grandma" about.  it has to be just right.  i am eighteen so i can't smell like a grandma and signature scents last forever so when i am a grandma i can't smell like a teenager.  it a very complicated process so my word to the wise, begin your search today.  smell like a real woman.