jack o lantern joy.

tonight i am carving pumpkins.  with my mom and dad.  well with my dad.  my mom doesn't believe in defacement of innocent vegetables.  this is what mine will look like...

this.

or this.

or hopefully this.

but just like every year

it will most likely look

this good.

oh and if you see any of

these

hideous creatures

you have my permission to destroy them.

happy halloween!