6 things my new hat is doing to me.

1. it sucks any and every desire to shower right outta my body. like, my hair has never been so greasy. but HEY it covers the grease and lets the straggly ends hang out in all of its hippie glory.
2. the green really brings out the red in my eyes. 
3. it is a cap of heat. i haven't worn a coat in days, guys. 
4. other hippies wave and give me peace signs as i move pass them.
5. i feel smarter. i am smarter.
6. i save money. it was $2 at shawn's market in the classiest of towns, lava hot springs (fun fact: that is the name of the town, not just the springs that are hot). i stumbled upon it whilst searching for ear plugs, which they also carry for a steal of a deal. i joked about it then threw it in mom's cart. best $2 ever spent.