shameful promotions and the morning shift.

at work the other day, we were super duper slow.  since we all must've been in touch with our jr- high sides we began passing and writing notes.  good times, right?  notes quickly turned into poems, as they often do with me.  i wrote a little ditty about my morning shift.  so instead of being a FREAK and posting it all up on facebook, i promised to put it here.  my outlet for random thoughts that only a small population of the world are interested in.  

there is this girl i work with

so i see her every day

she goes by n. pakalani

and all she does is play

i wish i used "play" 

as if i meant with toys

but, oh no, that is mistaken

cause sister plays them boys.

enough about nelle, it's time to move on 

to discuss our good friend stu

i'll tell you now if you like sports

stu's found a friend in you.

don't be fooled by his power thirst

of by his angry side

unless you are a criminal,

his trust in you is lied.

you get it now that stu rocks

and often guards the mall.

but did you know that ctc is blessed enough

to employ a life-sized barbie doll??

kate is more than perfection

in fact, she's got it all!

brains and style and cleaning tricks

and a boyfriend who's quite tall.

speaking of height, do you know alex?

he's quiet, from orem, and taken?

his disgust for horror movies

is much like a pig's for bacon.

okay, i have a confession 

about our timid lamb.

rusty, though shy, is fantasitc

and formerly known as graham.

i'd tell you about cole, but you probably have met

and you are most likely friends on facebook

but if not, and you're blonde and from here

stop by!  he'll take a look. 

...maybe i should take a poetry class.  on second thought, maybe i should TEACH a poetry class.  maybe i will.