let me tell you.
minus pictures.
because you'd be too jealous of my hard core-ness and never read my blog again.
knee scar
one time i was playing pet shop in uncle mark's basement. i went to find my purse, full of imaginary money, so i could buy one of steven's green lizard/iguana/unclassified green reptiles. instead of gracefully twirling into the pet shop, like i constantly imagined myself doing as a young girl, i tripped, kneed the edge of the treadmill and will forever have a raised scar on my right knee that looks like a ring worm.
upper thigh {graphic} scar
uncle mark is a hiker, biker, runner, and basically all things active kind of man. so naturally he is a fan of zion...specifically the subway hike. one summer i, at the tender age of 8, decided that i too was a fan of the subway hike and would join all of the big kids in hiking it. silly me. i struggled...to say the least. so much so that i jumped off of a rock during the hike and landed on a tree branch. however, that hike is easily the most hard core thing i have ever done, my claim to hard core-ness.
other knee scar
this summer, while on our annual boat trip, uncle mark dared me to go on this ominous rope swing. of course i did, since, as i'm sure you remember, i am hard core like that. did it. rocked it. swam back to the boat and refused to use the ladder to board, resulting in slamming my already damaged knee into the propeller.
cool.
other noteworthy scars include:
other knee scar
sunday afternoon nap in courtney's room. i got sleep kicked and ended up bleeding profusely from a big toenail blow. girl had some clipping to do.
hand scar
dani and i are quiet the gourmands. except i will forever hold the frying pan while distributing the eggs to the plates. someone has butterfingers.
appendix scar
ripped open during a nyc dance class. yeah...i'm proud of that.
hard core counter: 7
3 comments:
haha that mark hamilton... what a fun guy he is. I will be more careful around him.
Wow, you are hard core!
Mom
hahahahahaha! way are you so funny? i wish i was as hard core as you are. once a dog bit me dispite my whimpering and screaming while trying to escape, this resulted in a scar on my upper thigh {graphic, hahaha}. another happened while i was sleeping on the couch in st george {couch potato}, and i moved my hand from behind the pillow to wipe cheeto dust off my face and the zipper on the pillow scared my hand, also my hand was scarred that time too. hard core counter: 0, neither of those count.
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