bored this way. the next paigey gaga sensation.

next time you are really bored, like i easily and frequently am, play this game.

step 1:  pick a song.
hint:  choose a song that a) lyrics are spoken often in everyday life and b) sticks easily.  this seems to always work for me.  as well as this.
step 2:  sing your song.
hint:  sometimes i will just sneakily insert a familiar lyric of my chosen song into my daily conversation.  for example:

you:  wow she is way too pretty to be with that old man.
me:  now i am not saying that she's a gold digger.  but she ain't messing with a broke...
or
you:   did you need help moving your things to your car?
me:  yes.  could you please get that box over there?
you:  where?
me:  to the left, to the left.  everything i own is in that box to the left.

...don't try to tell me you aren't singing a little kanye and/or beyonce right now.  i know you are.

step 3:  laugh and have fun.  trust me you will be unable to help it.

rules:

• don't pick this song.  too easy.  you'd have to be deaf to not get this stuck in your head.

...maybe i do  have a little game after all.  eh,  eh?