i've figured it all out.

you should know that i heart gossip girl.
kinda a guilty pleasure of mine since being introduced to her in the greatest home theater of our time.
for those unfamiliar with the premise of the show, just watch the vid above and there you have it, gg in a nutshell.  also notice that gossip girl, like myself, is a fan of the double negative.  i am about 85% sure that gossip girl says:  "and who am i...that's not a secret i'll never tell..." so does that mean that she is going to reveal herself?  that we will someday know the face behind that sinister voice of gossip? that all of life's questions will one day be answered by the lady of scandal herself?  only time will tell.
you know you love me.
xoxo
gossip girl.