confreakingfusing facefreakingbook.

facebook is annoying sometimes.

i know that is the cool thing to say.

and usually the people who say it the most are either

a.  people who are 100% facebook addicts and say those words about their beloved site because their crush will not accept their friend request.

b.  they are cool hippies that don't use any social networking or any type advanced technology of any shape.

i, however, am neither of these examples.

i love a good status update.

i live to stalk people who have cooler lives than me.

i occasionally take pictures and think to myself "prof pic!"

but still.

i reserve the right to say "facebook is annoying sometimes."

so i will say it again.

facebook is annoying sometimes.

example:

this private person

{that i personally went to the trouble disguising so you won't be creepy stalkers and add her on facebook just so you can hunt me down and try to be my best friend {woah just kidding}}

is sick.

as you can see in her status.

my question is what these 3 people "like" so much about that.

imagine if this were real life:

you:  i am so sick.

me:  *two big giant thumbs up and a cheesy grin to match*

you:  no really.  like i am near death.  i made out my will and everything.

me:  i like that!

you:  rude. *hack up a lung*

me:  YES!  i love it!!  *high five*

you: *leave me hanging*

not nice.

but i almost hate comments about a dislike button more.

like this...

there isn't a dislike button.

we've tried to get one

and we have failed.

move on.