{me and my best friend...the big h.}
weakness: i love hamburgers. i wish i didn't and my womanly curves wish it even more, but love is love and nothing can change that. not even my dire wish to lead a vegetarian lifestyle. hire's big h is where it is at. no burger can compete...not even in-n-out. nope. not even close. sorry californians. but a have a wee problem. my slight ocd really flares up while eating anything that is enclosed in a bun. the problem is i cannot eat anything that finds itself hanging outside of the bun. i can't eat the stragglers. so i don't. and my dad gets upset and wonders why i am weird. turns out, however, that i am not the only one who has burger eating techniques. one girl i know removes all the lettuce stragglers, everything else that hangs stays, just not the lettuce. another girl i know says she eats the outside first and the middle last, because {supposedly} the middle is the best part. like a cookie. so my question is...how do you eat your hamburger?
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I, too, peel off all of the 'stuff' outside of the bun. Be it cheese, lettuce, tomato, meat, whatev. It's gone. Then I do not eat it, and usually my brother finds joy in eating my scraps. I also eat it "upside down" as some would say. Usually when my family grabs a burger it is so the bottom bun is facing the top when they take a bite. Not me - my top bun is facing the top, then when I set it down I put my hands in an awkward situation to resume the top bun on top.
Honestly I couldn't tell you. It's gone before I remember what happened.
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