i wish i was bulimic.

wait...what?!

guess this movie...

matilda:  i became...

hansel:  what?

matilda:  bulimic.

derek:  you can read minds?

if you guessed this

you're right.

now do you see

where i'm going with this?

like previously mention, the uvu shuttle is a magnificent mode of transportation.  but today's adventure on the mean green mobile wasn't heard or seen.  no no.  i believe the true adventure was going on inside the heads of the riders.  but, since i am not bulimic, i could only watch their mind adventures by their facial expressions.

i wish i knew...

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  why cap {afternoon's version of shades} listens to bird sounds while speeding around the shuttle stops.
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  why the girl in red glasses was smiling the entire ride.  i think the big shiny diamond that she couldn't take her eyes off of might have something to do with it.
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  what the shuttle riders thought of me when i wasn't wearing a coat today {fyi:  i am still not wearing a coat to spite mother nature}during a sudden snow storm.
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  what mother nature was thinking when she took vengeance on the county of utah after tricking us all into believing that my anti-coat stand was really working.

but these are only wishes.  at least until the day when i become a bulimic that is...

p.s.  please don't think i am bulimic.

or was bulimic.

or support bulimia whatsoever

{who supports bulimia?}

because i think we are beautiful.

aren't we?