envy this.

tomorrow.  beauty comes to provo. {well...beside mckay's beauty that has been here a while already}  her name is in-n-out.  remember when we went there?  well the classic burger shop opens it's red and white checkered door to the public...but provo in-n-out is already old news to me.  the fine employees of in-n-out burger graced us, meaning the provo marriott {my workplace}, with their tasty presence last week.  yeah, you heard that right, in-n-out paid for their new employees to stay {and party} at the lovely provo marriott hotel before heading to work for the man {more on "the man" here}.  since we treated them like we treat every guest {like gods} they expressed their appreciation in my favorite way.  through the gift of food.  instead of eating cafeteria food for break, i {according to the little worker dressed in white}and my fellow front desk busy bees are the first official customers of the newest in-n-out burger.  what an honor.  i will never forget this moment. 

but

the

cold

hard

reality of

evil

pillow nazi

refrigerator-hogging

south tower demanding

guests

was not a friendly chaser to my free double double with cheese.

sounds like someone needs a visit from the in-n-out fairy.

but she'll have to wait and pay for that tomorrow. 

like everyone else.

except me.